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joystik-harlot:

corpzilla:

rokthespot:

Batman Vs Jesus in a fistfight.

Who would win?

If Batman beat Darkseid, Jesus doesn’t stand a chance.

Of course Batman would win. Why is this even a question? Typical Christian thought process: My hero is all powerful and nothing is better than him, and you better fucking respect how I feel, otherwise you’re stupid and you’re a bigger sinner than I am, but don’t worry Jesus loves you even if I think you’re a fucking whore for disagreeing with me. Oh, and forget about me even considering that you may believe in something different and respecting you as another human being because of it. My beliefs are totally just, and if you don’t like it, than I’m going to bombard you with insults until you accept Jesus and God and love. <3 Kind of ranted there for a second.

Last I checked, Jesus believed in nonviolence. Of course Batman would win. The most violent Jesus ever got was shriveling a fig tree and over turning a bunch of tables because they were disrespecting the Temple.

Seriously, that’s like asking if Ghandi could beat someone in a fight. Of course not, the guy was all about nonviolence, and he got most of those ideas from Jesus.

It makes me sad that this has turned into Christian bashing. Some Christian are dicks, but so are some non-Christians. I think Ronald and Julie are bother in the wrong here. Ronald didn’t need to say anything in the first place, and Julie didn’t need to be a prat about it. 

(Source: leezl-lately, via daffodils-in-wintertime-deactiv)